The Bitterroot Valley was explored by Lewis and Clark. And Stanley.
Stanley: "Brrr. I'm ready to go discover a cup of hot chocolate."
Me: "Way to get into the intrepid mountain man spirit."
Stanley: "Dude. I don't have any insulation."
"Going skiing!"
"In the chute!"
Stanley: "Watch how fast I can ski to the bottom of this hill."
Me: "You'll be down in no time, flat."
Stanley: "Not funny."
Me: "I'm not saying, . . . I'm just saying . . ."
Stanley: "I'm not flat. I'm girthologically challenged."
Me: "Whatever you say."
Stanley: "Waaaaaaa!!"
Stanley: "Okay, I'm done skiing. Let's go to the house."
Me: "Look, Stanley. Your own wilderness cabin."
Stanley: "That's just wrong."
I love it - you should write Children's books now - The Adventures of Mountain Man Stanley! Stanley is SO lucky to have a beautiful mountain cabin. I'll bet it smells just like pancakes!
ReplyDeleteThanks for taking Stanley on your adventures!